I have listed all the achievements in the game and detailed how to get them.
Achievements List
Level 1
HEY, YOU!
- Completely skip the dialogue in a level. You made our narrative lead very sad.
Ignore dialogue (Don’t press E until you reach office game) at the level start and enter the office.
Lightning Quick Clean
- 5-Star a level
Finish level as fast as possible. First level doesn’t have any theats, it will be easy once you learn where to go.
Slacker
- Time out on Level 1
Enter the office and wait 6 minutes.
Level 2
Whoops…
- Kill your first coworker
Get close to a coworker. He will notice you and it will be the last he saw in his life…
Shiny!
- Get a collectable
Pick any item with yellow outline (for example toilet paper).
Look at my Masterpiece!
- Make a coworker see a dead body in Level 2
Kill a coworker and bring the body to the room entrance with the 2nd coworker. Wait until he will go the toilet and see the body. Seeing you with body won’t trigger the achievement.
No Witnesses
- Kill a coworker who’s seen your mess
Kill a coworker after he noticed a dead body.
No Littering
- Get a coworker to pick up a trash ball
You’re the Janitor Now
- Make one coworker throw away four trash balls within the same level
After starting level 5 you will get access to shooting a trash balls with vacuum. Press RMB to shoot a trash ball. Let a coworker to notice it, he will throw it away. Repeat 4 times.
Give it Back
- Steal a trash ball from a coworker
Shoot a trash ball, let a coworker pick it up, then knap him and steal the ball with vacuum.
Level 3
Layoffs
- Kill 5 coworkers in one level
Levels 3-7 have more than 5 coworkers. Use any to achieve it.
Who Turned off the Lights
- Knap a coworker
Reach level 5 to unlock knapping. Approach a coworker from behind and press “spacebar”.
Blackout
- Knap every coworker in Level 3
Knapper on the Loose
- Have 5 coworkers knapped at the same time
Knap all 7 coworkers. Beware: they will free themselves after a while. If you are fast enough you will get Knapper on the Loose achievement here too.
Level 4
Silent Night
- Finish Level 4 without making a single coworker curious
Finish the level so that no one notices you and got “?” or “!” signs above them.
Level 5
Pac-Man Clone
- Play the arcade machine during Level 5
Activate arcade in the restroom. Collect every yellow ball.
Level 6
Wet Dream
- Powerwash the CEO while he’s asleep in his office
In the leftmost room, where you need to clean a mess. Powerwash him, he won’t wake up.
In the Red
- Kill every coworker in Level 6
Kill all 30 coworkers. Don’t waste time on cleaning.
Level 7
See You Never, Bud
- Get killed by Daryl
In this level you are chased by Daryl. Let him catch you.
Hoarder
- Get all collectables
Get all 10 collectibles (objects with yellow outlines). Last one is located in the Daryl’s room and available only at level 7. All other collectibles can be found here too.
Sweet Paycheck
- Beat the game
Complete all 7 levels with any result.
World’s Best Werewolf Janitor
- All levels 5-Starred
Just a Little Guy
- Get the “No-Kills” sticker on all levels
Good luck with cleaning a mess, coworkers!
