NieR Replicant Remake Steam Status Messages
Spoilers
Welcome to our NieR Replicant Remake Steam Status Messages guide! NieR Replicant Remake has a feature where your steam status updates on nearly every objective. Some are pretty entertaining. Spoilers ahead.
NieR Replicant Remake Steam Status Messages 1st Half
- A world draped in despair. My tale begins…
- The carnage begins! No idea where I am or why…yet.
- Building strength by killing these dark, creepy…things.
- An unstable voice cries out in an unstable world…
- Suddenly in the…future? Or is this the past? Hmm…
- Vast plains, blue skies…and white, fluffy sheep.
- Hunting for mutton now? This seems oddly MMO-esque.
- Took a break. Visited my sister. I have a sister?
- Out shopping. The people of this world seem very poor…
- Apparently I’m a freelance errand boy. Yippee.
- The world is awful gloomy, but at least it seems safe.
- Taking on some crepuscular foes. Go on, look it up.
- Finished taking out the trash. That was an ordeal…
- Returning home after a day of running back and forth.
- My sister’s gone. First, the mutton, now this
- Nothing good can come from a missing sister.
- Searching for my sister. This can’t end well.
- Operation: Sister Quest continues. Where is she?
- Still searching for Yonah. Now I’m near a giant tree.
- Those creatures are all over, but still no sign of Yonah…
- There she is! … How can she sleep at a time like this?
- Just defeated a pair of iron knights. Nothing’s easy…
- My sister’s cursed, her body covered with black symbols…
- What did that girl do to deserve this fate?
- So THAT’S the objective of this game. Very clever.
- Crossing the plains. This is taking forever.
- Exploring a strange town built into the side of a cliff.
- Stumbled upon a trashy little shack just outside town.
- Who’s this girl, anyway? She’s warning nothing but underwear.
- Underwear Girl’s fighting a lizard. This is nuts…
- Got the first (SPOILER)!
- (SPOILER) is (SPOILER). Is it (SPOILER), or (SPOILER)? Hmm.
- So I just need to gather all the (SPOILER), right? Great!
- Looking for work in the tavern. Hey, a guy’s gotta eat.
- Off to the Junk Heap to try and find some stuff to kill.
- Off on a field trip to get my weapon powered-up.
- The Junk Heap’s still humming. …I kinda wish it wasn’t.
- Fought a tin robot, a tin box, and a tin pipe. Tin-acious!
- Two brothers asked me to find their mom. I hope she’s okay.
- That was unfortunate. Reality can be pretty rough sometimes.
- My sister’s sick, and I’m kinda freaking out.
- Shh. I’m off looking for fish. …Don’t ask.
- At a lovely seaside town, searching for fish.
- Who knew I’d be fishing this thing out of the sea myself?
- Time to bring Yonah her meds. I hate to see her suffer…
- That old battle-axe needs our help. She’s a real pain
- Ran across a whiny old lady. At least Shades don’t talk.
- Got a letter for old lady. Am I being punished?
- Taking a little break…
- Finished helping the old lady. Wonder what her guy was like?
- Finished helping the old lady. Hope she’s happy now.
- Delivering letters, running fetch quests…the usual.
- Time to head back to Underwear Girl’s village.
- Fighting a giant, magical-ball shooting lizard. So. Awesome.
- Battle’s over, but I still gotta save Underwear Girl!
- Heading for the desert. Better brush up on my sign language.
- Desert? Check. Wolves? Check. Weird masked people? …Check.
- In a weird town full of sand. The people here are crazy.
- Rules, rules, rules, rules! What a pain in the (SPOILER)!
- I could never, EVER live here. Seriously, I’d die.
- Caught up in a plot to save the prince of crazytown.
- Crazy prince saved. Crazytown pleased. I’m outta here.
- Some kind of…dream? What the heck is going on?
- Dreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdream
- Villagers in a nightmare… They’re tormenting me…
- That village was a nightmare. Kinda like this game!
- Off to find a dude with a bag. (So does he ALWAYS have it on him, or what?)
- Bag Dude’s wife is missing! If we find her, we’ll know because she has…the exact same bag
- Bag Dude’s wife left town on her own. This kind of twist never ends well.
- This guy’s home waiting for his wife to come back. How am I supposed to break the news?
- No sane person wants to get caught up in a couple’s squabbles. …No sane book, either.
- Do your best on that canal, bud. It’d make things a hell of a lot easier for me.
- Heading home for the first time in a while!
- Some guy’s been sending mail to my sister. Not too thrilled.
- Underwear Girl got lost in a haunted manor. Great.
- Found a boy with a blindfold playing the piano. Um, yeah.
- Finally got out of that manor. Time for a visit home.
- It’s getting worse. What did she do to deserve this pain?
- I need medicine for Yonah. Otherwise…
- Seems like this is the calm before the storm…
- Giant creatures are attacking the village. This is bad!
- The screams of the dead and dying echo throughout.
- Enemies in the library. Must protect my sister!
NieR Replicant Remake Steam Status Messages 2nd Half
- Five years have passed.
- Our world is falling apart.
- Time to visit the blindfolded kid at his creepy manor.
- Searching for a secret room. Everything’s a secret here…
- I don’t think anything could surprise me at this point.
- …Okay, that was surprising.
- That…was a heck of a price to pay, wasn’t it…
- Beating an enemy senseless. Get down and stay down!
- Heading back to where it all began. I’ve come full circle.
- Back to the point of origin yet again.
- Fighting a foe that refuses to give up the ghost.
- Underwear Girl’s gone berserk. This is bad.
- All the answers I seek lie beyond this altar…
- Off to see the Junk Heap brothers. It’s been a while.
- Wandering through iron caverns in a mechanized paradise.
- I wonder what the surviving robots are thinking?
- I need some leads. Time to go see out more info.
- The boatman’s been ditching work. I’m about to go knock down the dude’s door.
- Looking for Bag Dude, who apparently had a fight with his wife and split town. What a pain.
- Feels like I’ve done nothing but look for people lately, and I’ll be honest. I ain’t thrilled.
- Been a while since I’ve had something shunted on me like that. The reward better be nuts…
- A wrecked ship drifted ashore. Wonder what it was carrying originally?
- Ran into a weird girl on the ship. Also, it’s dark as hell and all I’ve got is this lantern.
- A crumbling ship, countless tentacles…and an unknown enemy.
- The Shade’s song echoes out. This is the strongest foe and the worst situation to date.
- People who were always around are just…gone, but the world keeps on turning.
- Returning to a lonely home. A letter awaits.
- Received an invitation from the king of Façade.
- Having a nice, peaceful chat. It’s about time.
- Echoing screams. Streams of blood. A future lost…
- Keeping a promise to destroy the wolves.
- Man vs. wolf. Who will emerge victorious?
- For everything I gain, I lose something more precious.
- Back to the nightmare forest. Maybe someday I’ll understand.
- Would any letters come to a house in which no one waits?
- Off to pick up the new weapon. Should make life a bit easier.
- Trying out the new weapon. Hope machines don’t feel pain.
- Fighting an insane machine. This whole world’s insane…
- I need some leads. Time to go see out more info.
- Back to the strange cliffside village. Something’s up.
- Everyone’s friendly. Too friendly. I don’t trust them.
- I KNEW this was coming. How infuriating.
- A battle against chaos. Who’s in the right?
- Everything’s in place. It’s time to end this tale.
- My sister awaits in the last bastion of the enemy.
- Into the Shadowlord’s castle. What an incredible sight.
- Taking on the final boss. The journey’s almost over!
Ending B
- Half a cookie never tasted better.
Ending C and D
- Ah gods, what a choice. All paths lead to heartbreak…
Ending E
- A lost world. Memories…awaken.
- Back to a forest of nightmare we visited long ago, but this is no dream. This is reality.
- The forest is crawling with machines, and the villagers are gone.
- An entrance to pure darkness appeared in the great tree.
- Lost memories, and the meaning in reclaiming them.
- These mysterious voices are getting on my nerves. I’m just gonna go smash some crap.
- Memories are being called back. I’ve forgotten something very important…
- Okay, now I’m fighting myself. This is the worst battle royale ever.
- An old friend appears, and my memories are starting to clear up.
- It’s coming back to me. I…had a friend.
- I had a friend. Someone important to me!
- The hells’ the big idea, going off and disappearing like that!?
- Get back here already, you sneaky little crapbag!
- We will live-even if it’s a mistake.
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