Unlock Self Control Achievement
Step by Step
Step by step process on how to be a sane person and not touch any barrels.
- Step 1: Play a mission but this time don’t touch any thing.
- Step 2: Play another mission and don’t touch that barrel.
- Step 3: Play a third mission and don’t think about anything barrel related.
- Step 4: Play another mission and like before ignore all of your impulses to touch any cylindrical.
- Step 5: Play another mission without taking your anger out on a barrel.
- Step 6: Play your sixth mission and remind your self it’s for the best.
- Step 7: Play a mission and remember what you learned from therapy.
- Step 8: Play another mission and pray to dwarf god for your temptations to be lifted.
- Step 9: Play your ninth mission and think what would Karl do?
- Step 10: Play your 10th and final mission and don’t ruin all your progress.
- Step 11: Celebrate all your progress by touching every barrel on the map and get blacked out drunk.
What Not to Touch? Included but Not Limited to
- Barrels.
- Cylinders.
- Any three-dimensional solid.
- Any basic curvilinear geometric shapes.
- Kegs.
- A solid or hollow bodied object or part having the shape of a cylinder.
- A solid geometric figure with straight parallel sides and a circular or oval cross section.
- Any device that holds a liquid or solid.
- Wine barrel.
- A kickable item.
- A single barrel.
Why You Shouldn’t Kick Barrels
Barrels can hurt your foot.
Any damage caused by a barrel that was hurled, kicked, or tossed will be taken out of your coin purse.
You are making management angry.
The tech people have to remove any barrels.
Because you are a normal person.
You could phase out of existence.
Because you can make real friends.
Addiction is a Disease
If you need help with any barrel related addictions please get help from a trusted person or contact the Addiction Center at (855) 927-1277.
