Check the list below for all the level solutions and achievements you can earn in Cipheur.
All Level Solutions in Cipheur
After completing all 100 levels, you’ll unlock all 6 achievements!
Levels 1 – 10
- Level 1
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Level 2
- Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
- Level 3
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Level 4
- People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe
- Level 5
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Level 6
- If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.
- Level 7
- By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
- Level 8
- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Level 9
- I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
- Level 10
- One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
Levels 11 – 20
- Level 11
- It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
- Level 12
- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
- Level 13
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Level 14
- How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese
- Level 15
- Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Level 16
- The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Level 17
- Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it.
- Level 18
- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Level 19
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- Level 20
- Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.
Levels 21 – 30
- Level 21
- There’s a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth.
- Level 22
- America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
- Level 23
- A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Level 24
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Level 25
- Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.
- Level 26
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- Level 27
- A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.
- Level 28
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Level 29
- Everything has been said before. But since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.
- Level 30
- If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Levels 31 – 40
- Level 31
- No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.
- Level 32
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Level 33
- It’s not the voting that’s democracy; it’s the counting.
- Level 34
- Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.
- Level 35
- If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ what is the opposite of ‘progress’?
- Level 36
- Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
- Level 37
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Level 38
- Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Level 39
- The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience.
- Level 40
- I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Levels 41 – 50
- Level 41
- Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
- Level 42
- Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Level 43
- If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you’ll be amazed at the results.
- Level 44
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Level 45
- The great tragedy of science – the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
- Level 46
- If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
- Level 47
- They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
- Level 48
- The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t here.
- Level 49
- Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
- Level 50
- I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Levels 51 – 60
- Level 51
- The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples’ money.
- Level 52
- The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure criticism without resentment.
- Level 53
- Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Level 54
- Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
- Level 55
- If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- Level 56
- It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
- Level 57
- It’s amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don’t have anything else to do.
- Level 58
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Level 59
- Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Level 60
- It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Levels 61 – 70
- Level 61
- Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Level 62
- To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Level 63
- Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
- Level 64
- I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Level 65
- The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you’ll make one.
- Level 66
- I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working.
- Level 67
- I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?
- Level 68
- Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Level 69
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
- Level 70
- It’s funny because I’ve made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.
Levels 71 – 80
- Level 71
- You can’t be funny unless you’re tragic, and you can’t be tragic unless you’re funny.
- Level 72
- Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
- Level 73
- To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
- Level 74
- The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
- Level 75
- Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
- Level 76
- He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
- Level 77
- Not all detectives are the same – some play bad cop, some are awkward, some are funny.
- Level 78
- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Level 79
- The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don’t feel like going on stage and being funny.
- Level 80
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Levels 81 – 90
- Level 81
- Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
- Level 82
- Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.
- Level 83
- Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
- Level 84
- Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.
- Level 85
- The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
- Level 86
- A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
- Level 87
- A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
- Level 88
- I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
- Level 89
- There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
- Level 90
- The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
Levels 91 – 100
- Level 91
- If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
- Level 92
- If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
- Level 93
- It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
- Level 94
- I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
- Level 95
- A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Level 96
- A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
- Level 97
- You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
- Level 98
- Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
- Level 99
- The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
- Level 100
- Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
