This guide will tell you how to get the achievements. There aren’t spoilers apart of the achievements themselves and their descriptions.
- Unmissables: that can be gotten through normal gameplay;
- Missables: that have at least a tiny chance to evade them and aren’t mandatory;
Unmissables
STARTSIMULATION.EXE
- I hope you’re sure about this.
You should get this at the start of the simulation, like it says.
DEATH_1.CONF
- Sorry.
At certain point, you need to die to progress. Life is unfair.
SHUTDOWN_GRAPHICS_CORE.EXE
- Easy.
Achievable at the end of Act 2, after destroying the graphics core. Yes, it should have done that.
ERROR
- INVALID STRING.
When you open the game up after that “forceful” event, you should see a weird thing on the main menu.
SPACESHIP.PNG
- This is awesome.
Achievable near the end of Act 3.
SHUTDOWN_SOUND_CORE.EXE
- Not even a challenge.
At the end of Act 3, after destroying the sound core.
SHUTDOWN_PSYSICS_CORE.EXE
- This is not good.
At the end of Act 4, after destroying the psysics core.
STILL_IN_THIS.CONF
- We’re not done here.
Kevin does not give up that easily. Achievable at the beggining of Act 5.
ENDSIMULATION.EXE
- …
Achievable at the end of Act 5.
Missables
COLLECTOR_LV_1.EXE
- MONEY MONEY MONEY
When you start Act 1, the first coin you can get will give you this. It’s not that missable (Kevin tells you about its location) but since it’s not mandatory, I’ve put it here.
COLLECTOR_LV_2.EXE
- Wow, That’s pretty good.
COLLECTOR_LV_3.EXE
- That’s cool. I guess.
COLLECTOR_LV_4.EXE
- No comment.
All of them can be achievable via the same way: collecting purple coins. Now, I don’t know exactly how much coins are in the game, nor how many do you need for each achievement; but they should be fairly easy to do, considering the length of the game.
If you somehow finish the game without getting them, you may be able to try another method instead of reseting (see below).
KILLER.CONF
- There’s no other way.
When you meet your first enemy on Act 1, you have to kill it to get this. You can only get this with that first enemy. Don’t attempt to die here. Please.
DEATH_10.CONF
- How did you even manage that?
DEATH_20.CONF
- What a big waste of time.
Just die that many amount of times. It’s not that easy to die here, so you may need to do this intentionally.
BEHIND_YOU.EXE
- BEHIND_YOU.EXE
To get this, you need to pause the game with Esc, then go to the config menu. You should see a “Danger zone” button on it. Press it, and, ignoring all the configs, look for a tiny pixel on the upper right corner outside the box. If you press that, you should be able to enter the Museum, which gets you this achievement.
ACHIEVEMENT.SUPER
- GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACHIEVEMENT.MEGA
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ACHIEVEMENT.DUCK
- ADORABLE!
The 3 achievements above can be achievable at the same time.
You need to start at the entrance of the Sound Core, on Act 3.
